terrakion:

alt-j:

michaxl:

gf: babe come over

me: i cant im doing gymnastics on the top of mt everest

gf: my parents are out ;)

me:

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IS HE OKAY??!!!!?

yes hes with his girlfriend now

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unicorn-ice:

blossom you peice of shit

(Source: bubbley-boo, via ruinedchildhood)

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

(Source: la-m0rt)

stability:

I wish my wallet came with free refills

(Source: stability, via unshaped)

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

pandaofmanyfandoms:

I CANT BREATHE

This whole movie was one giant pun

(Source: tumboy, via lulz-time)

dulect:

when your day just keeps getting worse and you just

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vincentvangaylord:

timeandspaceismything:

vincentvangaylord:

grandkanye:

imagine if giraffes had 2 legs

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That just looks like the front view of a giraffe.

oh well excuse me princess do u need a sideview of it prancing through nature

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funny-text-posts:

Part 2 of my favourite text posts

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meladoodle:

i bet in 2000 years theyre gonna be digging up the rubble of our destroyed earth and they’ll find a nokia still on half battery

(Source: meladoodle, via idawncare)