(Source: ittybittypiggys, via anch0vies)

"The moment you choose to stand out you have already changed history"
- Stashuck Stevens (via psych-facts)

moxiearien:

cresentmoon2000:

katiaobinger:

the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE

bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell

(via unshaped)

lameborghini:

*legally changes last name to my url*

(via sniffing)

the-anal-rapist:

Me at the waterslide.

(Source: cocaineteas, via lulz-time)